HONDA DEBUTS FIRST ORGANIC CAR

Due to growing demand from consumers and Ed Begley Jr., Honda has created the first USDA certified organic car. It runs on organic corn fuel, the leather interior is from organic grass-fed cowhide, and the tires are from organic rubber trees. All steel, glass and plastic components are hormone, antibiotic and pesticide-free. And with the revolutionary OrganicSensor™, the car automatically discerns when it’s driving by an organic farm and honks. Honda’s R&D department is said to be working on a vegan version that will have an organic hemp interior, and Woody Harrelson is said to be first on the waiting list. “This is great. If I run out of weed, I can always smoke some armrest,” the actor said. The organic car is to be named the Ed, after Ed Begley Jr. (no relation to the Edsel), and the vegan version will be called the Woody, for Woody Harrelson (no relation to the classic Woody).