SPEECHWRITER WANTED FOR THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

Do you thrive in a dynamic team environment? Would you like to work with a cast of colorful characters in Washington’s Magic Kingdom? Then this is your dream job. Must have fertile imagination and the ability to embellish, fabricate and suspend disbelief. Rhapsodic rhetoric and patriotic prose required. Wild West meets Middle East allusions a plus. Phonetic writing skills essential. No polygraph or references required. EOE. Sorry, no health insurance or other benefits. Send resume to icanlie@monster.com