Monday, January 15, 2007

CONGRESS PROPOSES SENDING 100,000 EVANGELICALS TO IRAQ

Rather than sending 21,000 additional troops to Iraq, Democratic Congress members have proposed sending 100,000 Evangelical Christians. “Since our military leaders have clearly proclaimed that it would take 100,000 troops or more to achieve victory, we think sending 100,000 Evangelicals makes perfect sense,” said an unnamed senator after a successful brainstorming session. “Due to their utter disdain for these devout Christians, the Sunnis and Shi’a will unwittingly team up to oppose them, ending the sectarian violence. And rather than the U.S. government having to institute an Evangelical draft, these Christians should voluntarily come forward and step up to the plate, since this is the flock that voted for the misguided shepherd.”

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