MCCAIN CONSIDERS LIEBERMAN FOR HIS RUNNING MATE

Republican Senator John McCain is said to be considering Independent Senator Joe Lieberman for his presidential running mate, and these are their top ten campaign slogans:

1. THE KINDER, GENTLER WARRIORS

2. MCCAIN AND UNABLE

3. DON'T TELL CHENEY THE HAWKS ARE COMING

4. KISSING UP FOR OUR COUNTRY

5. BENDING OVER FOR THE RIGHT

6. PALE 'N GRAY BUT WE’RE OKAY

7. THIS FROZEN SMILE IS FROM COLLAGEN

8. THE MAVERICK AND HAWK ROCK

9. TWO LEADERS, FOUR FACES

10. YOU'RE EITHER WITH US OR WITHOUT US