BUSH THANKS AFRICAN AMERICANS FOR THEIR SUPPRESSED VOTES

President Bush gave a speech on Martin Luther King Day that paid homage to the African Americans who had their votes suppressed in the last six years, providing him with enough votes to steal two presidential elections. “Without your sacrifice, the last two elections might have been a landslide for Gore and Kerry. And as we witnessed in the last election, you can’t steal one of those,” he said. “On this Martin Luther King Day, I want to reiterate that as your leader, I will continue the fight for racial justice and equality. And if you’re not on the voter roll in the next election, then what the hell. I'd call it a day and go home.”