Saturday, April 07, 2007

CONGRESS TO VOTE ON CHANGING THE WORD "NEOCON" TO "CON"

The Democratic-controlled Congress has proposed new legislation to change the administration’s designation from “neocons” to “cons.” “We think their moniker should more closely reflect their ideology and actions,” said Senate Majority Leader, Harry Reid. “These conniving, conspiring, contentious, confounding, controlling, contemptible, controversial, contradicting, condescending, contrarian con men and Condi have been conveniently and continuously concealing and concocting the truth for over six years. Hence, they are not ‘neo’ cons at all. Though they have not yet been convicted, Congress thinks that by calling them ‘cons', it will set the wheels in motion. You've heard of a self-fulfilling prophecy. Well, we are hoping to fulfill this prophecy for them. A concise conclusion is that the cons will soon be in solitary confinement with no conjugal visits from their concubines.

3 Comments:

Blogger Ziem said...

lol, I like it! On a possitive note, "con" takes less typing than "jackass" and the other correct, but obscene names.

8:02 PM  
Blogger The Noosance said...

Thanks for the "con"pliment.

8:10 PM  
Blogger Ziem said...

lol, your "con"tinual "con"tribution for truth and justice in this govenment is commendable.

Nuts! I ran out of "con" words. Though I would like to see "con" next to shrub and dicks photo of them wearing grey striped suites.....

9:13 AM  

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