Sunday, April 01, 2007


In a press conference, President Bush once again came to the defense of Alberto Gonzales, saying the attorney general is ''honorable and honest'' and will remain in his job. When asked how he came to this determination, the President said, “Because his initials are A.G.—which stands for Attorney General. It’s a sign that this is what he was put on earth to do. The lord had a mandate, and I will not defy the will of the lord. A.G. is providing documents for Congress to find the truth. His birth certificate will prove his given name is Alberto Gonzales, and he will testify in front of Congress that he has always been Alberto Gonzales. If he needs witnesses, I'm sure his mother and the doctor who delivered him will agree to testify," he said.


Blogger Ziem said...

This just gets worse and worse, doesn't it?

Of course shrub will stand behind his man. AG followed a direct order and kept the puppet masters names out of it. I'll even bet Rove suddenly has a nice hefty bank account. We just just impeach the lot of them - public hangings and all.

11:31 AM  

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