JOHN MCCAIN SAYS DOM DELUISE’S DIET IS WORKING

A day after members of a Congressional delegation led by Senator John McCain took a brief visit to a Weight Watcher’s facility in Beverly Hills, the presidential hopeful said Dom Deluise was looking svelte. Though he has been on the diet for four years and is still at least 100 pounds overweight, the senator said Deluise not only looked trim, he could be America’s next top model. “People are making his weight out to be more than it is,” said McCain. “He can walk down the street without hearing anyone yell ‘fatso,’ therefore, he is not overly corpulent. Just because he has to wear earplugs every time he leaves the house does not mean he’s obese. I think other Beverly Hills, flab-challenged people like Dom should not be considered overweight either.”