JEB BUSH CONSIDERS RUN IN '08

President Bush’s younger brother and Governor of Florida, is said to be considering a run for the White House in 2008. These are his top 10 possible campaign slogans:

1. I'M NOT WITH STUPID

2. I WAS BORN A BUSH AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY STATE

3. MY FAMILY KILLED THIS COUNTRY, NOW I GET A SHOT

4. MY MOTHER WASN’T ON CRACK WHEN SHE HAD ME

5. I HELPED STEAL FLORIDA—THINK WHAT I COULD DO FOR YOU

6. MY BROTHER WAS ADOPTED

7. I’M READY FOR MY INHERITANCE

8. ANOTHER BUSH TO THE RESCUE

9. THE NEW-AND-IMPROVED WAR-TIME PRESIDENT

10. ONE LAST NAIL IN THE COFFIN