Thursday, December 07, 2006

IRAQ STUDY GROUP’S TOP TEN SUGGESTIONS

1. Florida recount for 2000 election
2. Ohio recount for 2004 election
3. Pacemaker recall for Dick Cheney’s model
4. Raise war funds by selling the DVD, “Abu Ghraib Gone Wild”
5. Send the Bush twins to Sadr City as goodwill ambassadors
6. Send Mary Cheney and her lesbian lover to live with the Taliban
7. Send U.S. evangelicals to Iraq, and the Sunnis and Shias will team up to oppose them
8. Give Dick Cheney a rifle and tell him there’s a bird near the President
9. Give Dick Cheney a rifle and tell him there’s a bird on his chest
10. Have President Pelosi begin immediate troop withdrawal

1 Comments:

Anonymous Typesbad said...

Lets put a priority on #7. It sounds like a win-win situation all around:

The evangelicals get to back up their patriotic hyperbole and (theoretically) see Jesus that much sooner.

The Sunnis and Shia get far more obnoxious targets who are really only trained at shooting off their mouths.

The US is rid of them, and thus relieved of any future Florida-2000 or Ohio-2004 senarios.

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