Tuesday, December 05, 2006

JOHN BOLTON QUITS U.N. POST TO APPEAR IN “GOT MILK” CAMPAIGN

The prickly-tempered, mustachioed John Bolton told President Bush that he would step down as U.N. Ambassador for personal reasons. While most people speculated it was because he knew he would not get Senate approval, an inside source said that it was because he got an offer to appear in the "Got Milk" ad campaign, and the photographer promised to introduce him to a bevy of top models. “I’m tired of looking at Kofi Annan," Bolton told the source. "He is butt fugly. And I’m not getting any younger. This could be my last shot at a menage a trois.”

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