CONDOLEEZZA TO SPEND KWANZAA WITH THE TROOPS

Condoleezza Rice is expected to spend the week of Kwanzaa with the troops in Iraq, and it is said that in anticipation of her historic trip, she has hired a language tutor. “I think it is of the utmost importance in today’s geopolitical reality to be multilingual,” she told CNN. Later, she was heard practicing: “Yo, homies, I just be comin’ down here to Eye rack to be chillin’ wich you. Thought I’d check out yo crib. Fo reals, it’s da bomb. Now get yo nasty ass over here, and let's partay."