INDIANA SENATOR SAYS BA BAYH TO PRESIDENCY

Democratic Senator Evan Bayh of Indiana, who had prepared for years to seek the presidency, announced in a statement that he would not run. He indicated that an extra dose of charisma and leadership qualities are in great demand at this time and that it would be hard to compete with Barack Obama's star power and Hillary Rodham Clinton's huge fundraising machinery. “At the end of the day, I realized that my new gold tooth and penis enlargment would not be enough," he said. “I just hope I can still use them as write-offs.”