MONSANTO SUES GEORGE H. W. BUSH FOR SPREADING SEED

Monsanto claims that George H. W. Bush propagated his seed in 1946 without any forethought to the havoc it would wreak on future generations. “The landscape has been forever altered from a genetically modified organism, therefore, the intellectual property legally belongs to Monsanto,” said the lead attorney for the company. The elder Bush was unavailable for comment, except to say that if Monsanto wants credit for the wild shrub, to “go for it.”