BUSH REINTERPRETS ‘CLEAN AND SOBER’ RULES TO ALLOW COCAINE USE
In a stunning upset to the 12-step community, George W. Bush claims that cocaine users may now be categorized as 'clean and sober'. This new interpretation of the sobriety code has been substantiated by Alberto Gonzalez with his assertion that there are no snortalizer tests for obtaining accurate cocaine levels in the body, therefore it cannot be proven by a high court. A sniffling, highly exuberant Bush beamed that he has been clean and sober for years.
posted by Adair Seldon at 7:02 AM
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yet congress won't re-evaluate the sentencing disparity between cocaine and crack, which is nearly 100:1, even though there is no proof that crack is more harmful than cocaine.
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