IMAGE OF POPE AS HITLER YOUTH SEEN ON PIECE OF TOAST

A piece of toast with a striking resemblance to a teenage Joseph Ratzinger holding a swastika was discovered in an abandoned Nazi-era toaster near Dachau, Germany. “This is irrefutably the young pope,” said the head preservationist of the Bread and Crouton Division of the Smithsonian. “Anybody with one good eye can confirm this by the mole on his left leg near the crust. The real question is, was he a willing participant of the Nazi regime or did he merely have aspirations to appear on a sandwich?”