CONDI RICE CAUGHT HAVING PHONE SEX WITH HUGO CHAVEZ

Audio from a routine wiretap revealed Condoleezza Rice engrossed in a risqué telephone conversation with Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez after his speech at the U.N. “Call him the devil again,” she demanded provocatively. ”Ooooh…are you wearing your camouflage fatigues?” A hot-blooded Chavez replied, “Of course, you imperial bitch. Now, who’s your devil? Who’s your devil?” The evidence was said to be quickly disposed of before President Bush could harbor any unbridled feelings of sexual inadequacy.