LEADING LINGUISTS TO REMOVE ‘W’ FROM ALPHABET

At a forum for the world’s leading linguists, it was unanimously decided that George W. Bush has ruined the letter ‘W’ for everyone and that it would behoove mankind to eradicate this pestilent consonant from our collective vocabulary. “In the past, ‘W’ was a wonderfully word-worthy letter,” said Hans Reider, Professor of Sociolinguistics at M.I.T. “Now, due to its impending demise, dogs will be uttering, ‘oof ‘oof, children will be reading ‘illy ‘onka and the Chocolate Factory, and George __ Bush will simply be a ‘ar time president.