CHENEY HAS BLOOD CLOT IN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION

While it has been reported that Vice President Cheney has a blood clot in his left leg, inside sources say it is really someplace else. “This deep penis, I mean deep venous thrombosis comes from prolonged inactivity,” his doctor said. “But that’s all I am at liberty to say.” A staffer inside the White House, however, disclosed that Bob Dole and a representative from Pfizer—the maker of Viagra—were in and out of Cheney’s office on several occasions meeting with the V.P. “We are just trying to get Dick up and running again to prevent further blood clots in his "leg,” Dole said with a coy smile.