AN E-MAIL FROM HOWARD DEAN AND RAHM EMANUEL

Dear Concerned American,

We all know how reckless the President is being with this war. He will stop at nothing until he exhausts our military and bankrupts our nation. So, together, we have come up with a brilliant exit strategy, that frankly, someone should have thought of sooner. We will simply tell the President that we won. Please take a moment now to sign this petition:

TELL PRESIDENT BUSH WE WON THE WAR ON TERROR
http:///www.brilliantexitstrategy.com/petition

Dear President Bush,

Congratulations! That's great news that we won the war on terror! Thanks to you, our troops have spread democracy across the Middle East, and America is safer now. That means you can bring them home ASAP and start basking in your post-war glory.

Forever Grateful,
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Thank you for all you do.
Howard and Rahm