PETA DEMANDS DARFUR CHANGE ITS NAME TO "DAR FAUX FUR"

People For the Ethical Treatment of Animals has taken to the region of Darfur with picket signs, demanding that the government add “faux” before “fur” to the official name. “While we are aware that 'Darfur' is only a moniker, and no animals are harmed when the word is spoken, it propagates the senseless and irresponsible use of ‘fur’,” said a PETA spokesperson. "When will the world, once and for all, take notice of this cruel connotation and set these poor letters free?”