NEW HEAD OF REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS ADVISES BUSH AGAINST PULLOUT

The administration’s newly appointed chief of family planning programs, Eric Keroack, told the President that contraceptives are demeaning to women and that pulling out is immoral. President Bush agreed. “Any sort of withdrawal would prevent the birth of democracy,” the President said. “I’m not going to pull our troops off the battlefield and go off half-cocked before the mission is complete. Freedom is on the rise, and that would be counter-reproductive.”