BUSH HIRES GHOSTWRITER TO REWRITE HISTORY

It is said that in addition to planning a $500 million George W. Bush Presidential Library, the President has hired a ghostwriter to enhance his legacy. The President’s choice of the O.J. Simpson "If I Did It" writer will purportedly give a hypothetical account of “The Great Decider’s” many historic achievements that were all selflessly enacted for the betterment of mankind. The ghostwriter apparently exulted in his new job, telling a friend, “Written one murderer’s account, written ‘em all. There are so many similarities between the two, it should be a straight cut and paste.”