Tuesday, November 07, 2006

DIEBOLD'S TEAM READY TO TAKE ELECTION

It’s the day that Karl Rove and Warren O’Dell, CEO of Diebold Inc.—the company that makes the electronic voting machines—have been preparing for all season. “Our hackers have been training around the clock, and they’re pumped up for the big game,” O’Dell said. “Our malicious code is robust, our ability to override votes is strong, and our tampering techniques have never been better. Karl Rove is a tough, disciplined coach. He led us to victory in the last two games, and we’re gonna take this one too. He’s been working the players pretty hard, but he told ‘em, ‘Win this for us, and you're going to Disneyland’."

3 Comments:

Anonymous arctice bonobos said...

Prediction: Facing an onslaught of losses, Republicans will once again attempt to "game" the voting system by appropriating Democratic accusations and suspicions of voter fraud. In a devious Rovian twist, Republicans will claim the fraud was committed by Democrats against Republicans! At the very least, they will attempt to create doubt by possibly calling for recounts or resorting to other legal actions to disqualify the results in key races with Democratic wins. Even if they fail, the Republican mantra for the next two years will be that of questioning the legtimacy of the new Democratic officeholders in an attempt to convince their base for 2008 that Democrats stole the 2006 election.

10:41 AM  
Anonymous arctic bonobos said...

Oops, that's "arctic bonobos" not "artice"!

10:50 AM  
Anonymous arctic bonobo said...

Rude Pundit supports Arctic Bonobos' prediction... read.

12:53 PM  

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