ROVE SWITCHED KERRY’S SCRIPT TO RUIN PUNCHLINE

Inside sources say that Karl Rove, in a desperate strategy to make up for the absence of his October surprise, had a White House page and professional pickpocket pose as a college student at Pasadena City College, where John Kerry was to give a speech. While the young man was speaking with Kerry before his speech, he furtively removed the speech from Kerry’s pocket and replaced it with Rove’s version, which deleted the final punchline about getting stuck in Iraq like Bush. After the news of the Kerry gaffe broke, Rove was seen at the White House giving Cheney a high-five, saying, “Yessss! The Roveinator still has it!” Cheney, however, said he’d give Rove a ‘C’ for that one and would have preferred an Al Queda attack.