SADDAM HUSSEIN CHOOSES CHICKEN AND RICE FOR LAST MEAL

After Saddam Hussein was sentenced to death, he told Iraqi officials that for his last meal, he would like to eat the chicken American President and Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice, served on a platter with hummus, babaganoush and tabbouleh salad. “I will gaze into the terror-filled eyes of the infidels as I feast on their live flesh and suck the warm marrow from their bones,” Hussein said. “But hold the pita. I’m watching my weight.”