BUSH REPEALS CRONY’S TAX CUT

When it was discovered during a routine wiretap that Cyrus R. Lessing III was adopted and not the blue blood he appeared to be, President Bush revoked his old crony’s top 1% tax cut. The multimillionaire was not only shocked at the rebuke of his ancestry, he put an immediate hold on his plans to open an outlet mall in Darfur. “I hope the people of Darfur will understand why they won’t be shopping at J. Crew, Ann Klein, and a host of other fashion-friendly stores that would have enhanced their appearances,” said the developer. “And I hope I’ll still be on the guest list for the annual Bush Family Barbeque & California Condor Shoot-Out.”