HEAD OF WORLD BANK TO RECEIVE UNEMPLOYMENT
Iraq war architect, Paul Wolfowitz, is said to be on shaky ground as president of the World Bank since the disclosure that he helped arrange an exorbitant pay raise for a bank official with whom he was romantically involved. It is purported that if asked to step down, he will not be charged with any wrongdoing and would be entitled to unemployment compensation. An inside source said if that turns out to be the scenario, Vice President Dick Cheney has offered to pay him under the table to draft the blueprint for the Iran war so he could still collect his $920 a month.
posted by Adair Seldon at 7:50 AM
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What a disgrace!
If Wolfie finds it a little tough making ends meet on unemployment here are some tips to help get you by:
1. For the cost of a sharpie and a piece of cardboard, you can stake out the median along New York Ave at rush hour. You'll have to contend with the psychotics and crackheads but once they learn who you are they may cooperate rather than cut you.
2. When you sell your plasma, take Metro to different cities and tell them it's been 90 days since you last sold blood. You and your bitch can make up to $40 this way. And when your blood's low it only takes a couple of 40 oz malt liquors to get a real buzz. So, you'll save money.
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