Sunday, March 18, 2007

HALLIBURTON HAS GALA EVENT TO CELEBRATE WAR'S ANNIVERSARY

Halliburton is said to be commemorating the fourth anniversary of the Iraqi occupation with a gala event to honor the man who made it all possible—Richard B. Cheney. In keeping with its filling station theme, the celebration will have Dom Perignon dispensed from gas pumps as a large, mock gasoline sign shows rising prices in real time. "While a fourth anniversary gift is traditionally linen, we have chosen petroleum," said Halliburton's CEO. “We are giving Dick an oil-rich region in the Middle East. I just hope he doesn’t have it already.”

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

worthy of Leno

9:05 AM  

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