HILLARY CLINTON CONSIDERS HAVING EXTRAMARITAL AFFAIR

Since a study was released that said men who cheat on their wives make better presidents, an inside source says Hillary Clinton is considering having an extramarital affair. Though there is no historical data about women presidents or their fidelity, it is said that Mrs. Clinton wants to be strategically proactive. She was heard telling one of her advisors, “Bill and I think both Antonio Banderas and Denzel Washington would make good dalliances from an ethnically forward perspective. But if we decide to skew 18 to 34-year-olds, I am considering Jake Gyllenhaal or Tobey Macguire. Of course, Bill is trying to convince me that husbands who cheat on their presidential-candidate wives perform better in the polls too.”