NEW LAW REQUIRES IMMIGRANTS TO CONCEIVE OF ANGLO CHILDREN

A new law has been proposed that would make it mandatory for immigrants seeking residency in the US to conceive of Anglo children. “When it comes to childbearing, illegals have two options,” said the head of Building a Fence For a Whiter America. “They can either produce white children and remain in the US or bear their own race and be deported. The newborn Anglos are also required to be card-carrying Republicans or else they will be sent to Guantanamo summer camp."