Wednesday, November 15, 2006


Rhode Island Congressman, Patrick Kennedy (D), is said to be crafting the Kennedy Anti-Nepotism Act—a bill that would prevent people from seeking office who have unfair advantage due to influential relatives. “If it weren’t for George W. Bush’s father, he would be working at a Dairy Queen,” Kennedy balked. “Now look what he’s done to our country.” Senators Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton agreed. “The Bush reign has been incredibly deleterious, and my son’s bill would make sure that this type of inbred politicking never happens again,” said the Kennedy patriarch. “I’m with you 100%,” added Clinton. “Blood relations are no way to choose our elected officials.” Republican Senator, Elizabeth Dole, concurred.


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