NANCY PELOSI READY FOR HOUSEWORK

In a conciliatory tone, President Bush said that soon-to-be House leader Nancy Pelosi is not only suitable for housework, he would sign off on her sweeping domestic agenda. “After she dusts and vacuums the Capitol, she can bring her Lemon Pledge and Dirt Devil over to the White House,” he said. “Then she can bake me some cookies. I hope she has a good recipe for Oreos.”