MCCAIN CONSIDERS BID FOR WHITE HOUSE

It is said that Senator John McCain is considering a bid for the White House, but he would first like to know the going rate. “While the current President may have overpaid due to his family’s wealth, Senator McCain wants an idea of what the other bidders are willing to cough up before he simply blurts out a number,” said McCain’s chief advisor. “We already know Bill Frist is a spendthrift, and Hillary Clinton is a tightwad, but we’ll just have to wait and see. If we come in too low, he can always buy a few nights in the Lincoln bedroom.