OBAMA MUST CHOOSE BETWEEN BEING PRESIDENT OR OPRAH’S BITCH

In response to mounting pressure, Barack Obama must decide whether to run for the presidency in 2008 or answer to Oprah if he decides not to. “Oprah has been on him like ham hocks on collard greens to run,” said an Obama advisor. “You’d think that girl owned him or something. Did she learn nothing from ‘The Color Purple’?"