BUSH, CHENEY AND PELOSI DO LUNCH

President Bush invited the Vice President and the next Speaker of the House to lunch to discuss their new working relationship. While the White House chef served the President a slightly altered version of his usual peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and the Vice President received a subtle modification to his daily heart-healthy salad, he prepared a special arsenic-free Scallops Provencale for Pelosi. The chef was heard bragging to his staff that in about 24 hours, he would no longer be cooking for immature, unadventurous palates and that the elegant, soon-to-be next president was clearly someone he could work with.