Thursday, October 26, 2006

WALMART SELLS $4 GENERIC DRUGS TO NONDESCRIPT SENIORS

In a historic move to aid fixed-income seniors, Walmart is selling drugs such as Acme Heart Medication and The Best Darned Liver Pills to buyers such as Joe Jones and Pearl Johnson for $4 a prescription. “This is a win-win situation,” said Walmart’s CFO. “Now seniors will be able to afford meals that are high in saturated fat, in addition to their cholesterol medication."

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