LAURA BUSH PLANS IMPEACHMENT GALA

In the event that the Democrats take over the House and Senate, a proactive Laura Bush wants to be prepared for her husband’s possible impeachment, her press secretary said in confidentiality. “She is conferring with Washington caterers and party planners, determined to make this the most lavish impeachment gala in American history. Not only will the food and entertainment represent all the states that the ousted President disappointed, Kim Jong Il will be the headliner, doing his Elvis impersonator set. And as a special send-off to her husband, she will have an extravagant, $100,000 peanut butter and jelly station, in honor of the soon-to-be-ex-President’s favorite cuisine.