CANADIAN SENIORS CROSS BORDER FOR CHEAP PRESCRIPTION DRUGS

In response to Walmart’s new $4 generic drug prescription plan, Canadian seniors have been seen crossing the border in droves, heading for the nearest Walmart. While the U.S. Drug Czar and pharmaceutical industry welcome the new buyer immigrants, the Canadian Prime Minister has threatened to build a 700-mile fence along the U.S./Canadian border to curb the drug trafficking. Walmart's CFO was heard telling a key player in the White House, “It’s a done deal. They build the fence, then Walmart stops the discount program, and our seniors can't cross the border into Canada anymore.”