Friday, February 02, 2007

JOE BIDEN PLEDGES VOW OF SILENCE IF ELECTED

A verbal blunder committed by Senator Joe Biden when describing the shortcomings of his fellow democratic presidential candidates has caused so much negative publicity that Biden said if elected President, he will take a vow of silence and speak just once a year at his State of the Union address. “I am deeply, regrettably and utterly sorry for my careless, incautious, tactless, unthinking, irresponsible, unfortunate language choice that I inadvertently and inarticulately oververbalized,” said a remorseful Biden. “As penance, I will forego living in the White House and will reside at a remote retreat deep in the woods." Biden is said to already be interviewing for a round-the-clock staff of sign language interpreters to employ at his future Camp David home.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

shortest presidential run in history. announces...says something studpid...is written off.

9:46 AM  
Blogger Ziem said...

I'm still waiting for the appology of "wmd's" and "axis of evil". Though, I would certainly settle for "silence" from that bunch.

12:00 PM  
Blogger The Noosance said...

If you want silence, just ask Cheney about his lesbian daughter.

12:13 PM  
Blogger Ziem said...

Or his tax returns...

7:27 AM  

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