BUSH CAUGHT COPYING DEMOCRAT'S NOTES DURING IRAQ STUDY GROUP

President Bush was said to have lost his attention span during the first Iraq Study Group meeting—the independent panel formed to assess the situation in Iraq. “First I saw him playing tic-tac-toe with himself,” said an anonymous Democrat group member—possibly Vernon Jordan. “Then I saw him throwing spitballs across the room. But when James Baker asked him a question and he didn’t know the answer, the President started looking over my shoulder and copying my notes. So just to mess with him, I wrote, 'I am the worst president in U.S. history.' A few minutes later, he whispered, 'You're the president now? I wish someone woulda told me.'”