REPUBLICANS BLAME CLINTON FOR HAWAII EARTHQUAKE

Prominent Republicans pointed the finger at the Clinton administration for allowing the strongest earthquake to rattle Hawaii in more than two decades to occur. Senator John McCain told reporters, “If Bill Clinton hadn’t been preoccupied with the Monica Lewinsky scandal in 1999, seismologists would have been able to anticipate the magnitude of this godforsaken disaster. Everyone who is responsible should come forward and accept accountability. Admitting you’re wrong is the first step toward helping our nation heal.”