Tuesday, April 24, 2007

CHENEY RESUMES NORMAL SCHEDULE AFTER BLOOD CLOT GETS HIGH MARKS

Doctors said the blood clot in Vice President Cheney's left leg is slowly getting smaller, according to a spokeswoman. After Cheney went to his doctor's office for an ultrasound of the clot, he returned to the White House to resume his normal afternoon schedule.

12:00 pm White House lunch with Chevron execs to determine oil-price fluctuations in upcoming political season

1:00 pm Meet with Halliburton CFO to discuss profit-sharing plan

1:30 pm Meet with Dubai realtor

2:00 pm Shooting practice with head of NRA and Antonin Scalia

3:00 pm Review Iran blueprints with Paul Wolfowitz

3:30 pm Acupressure on leg and massage of Iranian intelligence

4:30 pm Conference call with Osama bin Laden in Pakistan cave and script doctor in Hollywood bungalow to discuss next video

5:00 pm Happy hour with Ken Lay—now Kendra Laymer—to discuss his and her Cayman Island accounts

1 Comments:

Anonymous Jim DeRosa said...

at midnight...he drinks the blood of pubescent, virgin males.

9:43 AM  

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