Sunday, November 19, 2006

KIRSTIE ALLEY ATTENDS TOM CRUISE’S WEDDING IN BIKINI

Scientologist, Kirstie Alley, arrived at Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ wedding—held in the 15th-century castle of an Italian medieval town—in a stretch limo and tight bikini. In addition to the bride and groom, Alley was one of several celebrities to attend the Scientology-based ceremony in garb designed by Giorgio Armani—though hers was the only swimming attire. “After losing 75 pounds on the Jenny Craig diet, she appeared on Oprah last week in a bikini and liked the way she looked so much, she decided to give the wedding goers a repeat performance before she puts the weight back on at Thanksgiving,” said a Jenny Craig spokesman. “Wait, should I not have said that last part?”

1 Comments:

Blogger Formerly Fooled said...

You tell that Jenny Craig spokeswoman not to worry about it.

Many former members of the Cult of Scientology think it's quite good that Jenny Craig helped Kirstie Alley kick the over-eating habit scientology was never able to help her with! But we already knew scientology does not work. Now she does, if only a teeny bit.

Great blog Noosance. Great post

FormerlyFooled
http://free-from-scientology.blogspot.com/

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