U.N. FORBIDS NORTH KOREANS FROM ALL SEXUAL ACTIVITY

In a move to perpetuate the nonproliferation treaty, the people of North Korea, Iran, Pakistan and other child-bearing nations have been forbidden to participate in any procreative actions without permission from the U.N. “It may seem unfair that the United States, Russia, China, Great Britain and France are allowed to copulate,” said Kofi Annan, “but with fornication comes great responsibility. It should not be entrusted to the wrong countries.”