ATTORNEY GENERAL LETS CONFESSED AL QAEDA TERRORIST GO

After a hearing that witnessed Khalid Sheikh Mohammed’s confession of being the mastermind behind dozens of Al Qaeda terrorist plots, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said Mohammed’s services were no longer needed at Guantanamo and he would have to let him go. “What Mohammed admitted to is hearsay,” Gonzales told a group of irate Democrats. “Since he believes in the Koran and not the Bible, his oath is null and void. Therefore, I cannot in good conscience allow him further room and board at the American taxpayers’ expense.”