Saturday, March 10, 2007

GORE AND GINGRICH LEAD POLLS

Though they are not candidates for the presidency, Al Gore and Newt Gingrich are currently the front runners for their respective parties, according to the latest polls. “I like Gingrich best because he is not running,” said Alice Jones of Montpelier, Vermont. “He is my first choice among those not running and whom not to elect.” Other popular choices are Oprah, Dumbo and the donkey from Shrek. “What this data tells me is that Americans do not want a president at all,” said political pollster John Zogby. “This is unprecedented. 2008 could be America’s first year without a commander in chief.”

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