BUSH SAYS IF ANTONELLA LOSES, THE TERRORISTS WIN

After the results of last night’s "American Idol," President Bush called a press conference to proclaim to America, “Antonella Barba is a great asset to the nation’s talent pool, and as a result, I have vetoed your decision to vote her off. I’m the decider, and I say Barbie did a heckuva job. If Antonella is not the next ‘American Idol’, the terrorists win.” It is purported that behind the scenes, the President criticized Karl Rove’s inability to steal the election. Rove blamed the results on the fact that Katherine Harris and Ken Blackwell are no longer in positions of power in the states of Florida and Ohio.