MILLIONS OF NEW IMMIGRANTS FLOOD U.S. AS BUSH VISITS LATIN AMERICA

As the increasingly unpopular Bush visits Latin America this week, there have been large demonstrations everywhere he has appeared, causing millions in South America, Central America and Mexico to flee their homelands for the U.S. “The stench of him on my continent made me wanna go caca,” said a Peruvian coca farmer. “As long as the gringo imperialist is on my land mass, I cannot cast a line," said a Tierra del Fuego fisherman. “I thought about jumping in the volcano, but I decide to come to U.S. instead,” said a Nicaraguan coffee grower. “Where is that fence he promised? It could have kept him out of my country.”