CHENEY’S UNDISCLOSED LOCATION REVEALED AS HALLIBURTON MOVES TO DUBAI

Halliburton announced it will be moving its corporate base from Houston to Dubai to be closer to the oil fields of the Middle East and Africa. The sheikdom has become the Las Vegas of the Middle East, offering executives a safe haven in a volatile region with excellent restaurants, golf courses and a large, man-made indoor ski slope. According to an undisclosed source, the Vice President was seen doing moguls at the Dubai Ski Resort on September 11th while the President was reading "My Pet Goat.” He was also spotted in a lime green ski suit on a double black diamond slope during Hurricane Katrina. "I think it’s safe to say the Halliburton move was his idea,” said the source.